"My mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.'"
The balance in your life is more important than the balance in your checking account.
“Kiss the book, sign the oath, and you're king. Easy.”
"Tell her that you love her. You've got nothing to lose and you'll always regret it if you don't."
"If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook."
"I refuse to be sick—I'm wearing Valentino for crying out loud."